My Subway Lunch today

At subway just before lunch rush.
2nd in queue.

Me: footlong wheat with egg mayo
Lady - takes out 6 inch and pop the egg mayo
Me: *stares* foot long... not 6 inch
Lady - takes out another 6 inch

Ok. I can still take it despite being very hungry and head spinning.

Reached the counter
Me: having here. Regular meal.
Counter: meal?
Me: regular meal...
Counter - packing both my sub into take away
Me: ....having here
Counter - places it on the tray
Counter: meal?

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